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meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

liz-jenna:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

Womb nugget.. Omg I’m dying haha

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

empty-birdcage:

This bitch @crystoffanopolis going around braking peoples nails off with ice packs. #ByeByeStilettoNails #WhatHappendsWithoutMyShilac

Those are my legs

empty-birdcage:

This bitch @crystoffanopolis going around braking peoples nails off with ice packs. #ByeByeStilettoNails #WhatHappendsWithoutMyShilac

Those are my legs


"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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buildabitchworkshop:

meanplastic:

same

Can’t tell if his family is rich or if he has a rich sugar daddy

You hate her for what she done to you, but deep down you love her, and that hurts you even more.
Gimme Shelter. (via piquic)